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Gay slang for wanting your partner to ejaculate into your colon.
Oh my God he glazed me last night when I told him not to. I wanted his chunky love man egg white all over my tonsils, not swimming in shit.
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To undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed "Glazer"; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is 'Glazed' by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.
Archie: Just watched Arnie on film4 - Amazing!
Barbara: I love that film - awesome!
Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz
Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!
Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!
Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"
Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!
Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!
Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!
*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*
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Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.
“Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”
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When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.
Hey man, I had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing
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Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.
That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.
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The act of ejaculating on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. Only valid if burned post-glaze.
"Oh damn, spent all this weekend glazing photos of my ex-girlfriend. Have any gasoline?"
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verb: to glaze
to glaze means to flirt with someone, usually of the same sex but not required to still be known as glazing.
friend: "Hey you look really hot in that dress. Dang, i want some." you: "Are u glazing on me?!"
Friend: "Wow you're so good at that, i love it!" your other friend: "are you glazing on her?!?"
you: "dude that guy is really hot, think i'm gonna glaze on him."
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