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A sexual position that is essentially vertical sixty nining. However instead of the typical more practical positioning of a male standing and an upside down female. The woman has the difficult task of standing and carrying all the weight. The result is an upside down off balance male who ultimately bears a striking resemblance to a Hang Glider crashed and hanging from a tree.
Suzie, if you're up to it and you think you have the core strength to lift my frame. I would like to attempt a broken hang glider.
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When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations
This bitch has a hairy hang glider
The little Basterd Who scares the living Shiitake out of Leslie. Also known as the Sugar Glider.
Yeah he just scared Leslie
Damn Nigger Gliders
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when a guy grabs a girl or i guess it could be a guy but lets not go there, he grabs her from behind under her arms and her arms are out like a hang glider, then he rams his hard erect cock right in her b-hole over and over
Holy shit he just gave that bitch a hardcore jewish hang glider.
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A Palestinian Hang Glider is used exclusively when the skin of a mans scrotum is stuck to both of his thighs. Like batwinging but worse.
Hold on i have a Palestinian Hang Glider going on.
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When a guy from Brazil tricks a tourist into having anal sex with him. The Brazilian man proceeds to lift the girl off the ground and ejaculate in the tourists ass trying to get her/him to shoot off his cock like a hang glider.
Whitney told me she wanted to go to Brazil with us so she could experience a Brazilian Hang Glider.
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An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)
Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"
Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."