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To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.
The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.
Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.
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What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.
Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."
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I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.
Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.
A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
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When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.
"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."
"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."
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Your a hater I dab go you
Your a hater I dab go you
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only the best vine ever to exist
Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."