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A gen-z boy who acts like a little bitch (or pussy). One who is dramatic and emotionally weak, has a lack of decorum, and possesses zero semblance of testicular fortitude.
“Did you hear about Josh crying to his girlfriend about his mom taking his video game away?”
“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”
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In a fish tank, fish will eat nearly anything. So if you have 30 fish, the fish will start eating any fish that looks sick or different. This will continue until you end up with one very large fish, usually the goldfish. Much like when a message board gets run over with a few friends who want to monopolize it. They will ceaselessly troll until anyone they aren't friends with leave. Then they'll move on to another site and do the same until it too ends up with one or two users.
That messageboard used to be a good place to post until those goldfish came and destroyed it.
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Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.
Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!
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When your family members smell real bad after a long night of sweating.
The goldfishication of 1999 ruined the lives of over two children in the United States alone.
Goldfishication sucks when you have a small house.
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*When your online date is much more attractive than her pictures suggest she is.
*The opposite of being catfished
"Dude I was goldfished , the girl I saw last night was so much more prettier than her picture!"
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to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.
"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"
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