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Golem is a card in a popular mobile game Clash royale by Supercell, if you ever encounter a person using it in game you are allowed to commit war crimes and kill yourself, because thw chances of you winning are lower than the golem user's confidence level. A person which uses golem has probably been held hostage by 15 big black men in a basement where he was raped continuously, after escaping he became addicted to sucking cock and riding huge dicks, his mother is a drug addict and his father has never returned from the store.
Josh:"Hey man you're looking kinda upset, what's up?"
Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."
The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.
Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."
Person #2 - "Ok, here"
Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"
When you use your foreskin as a condom except you're circumcised already so she gets pregnant
We were Goleming pretty hard last night, I think she might have a little Timmy Junior pretty soon!
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In the game Clash Royale the glorious card of Golem exists. The whole point of it is to pull your opponents pants down and absolutely shove your massive willy right into their king tower as fast and hard as you can. The moment its hard and veiny rock cock hits your tower you have lost to a Sneaky Pocket Golem.
Person one: What are you doing
Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem
Person one: Nigger
Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!
Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond