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Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.
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Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!
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a teen actress who is a disney star. she is 18 and looks like shes fucken 12.
selena gomez has a baby face big time
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Selena Gomez is an artist and actress who is loved and supported but also hated and dissed by many other artists and celebrities. She is a very kind, light-hearted woman who really does lover her fans. People say she “can’t sing” and yeah, maybe her singing isn’t as good as others but she CAN sing still. She is also a good song writer and a very close friend of Taylor Swift who was awarded ‘Artist of the Decade’. She was friends with Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers but the ex-Disney stars have parted ways. She used to date Justin Bieber but he IS NOT the reason she is famous.
Noob: What’s a Selenator
Selenator: Someone who supports Selena Gomez!
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A really good person. And though people may say that she cannot sing, she always proves them wrong. She’s really pretty. The kind of celebrity that you can hang pictures of all over your room. She currently (as of 2018, and maybe forever) is the most followed person on Instagram. Haters also say isn’t that famous, but one does not have the most followers on IG and not be famous. She’s also really kind. Really loving. Really adorable. Very picturesque. And there’s really no reason to hate her. Unless you’re one of those beliebers that think Selena stole your man.
Stans of Selena Gomez are called, Selenators
Selenator: OMG SELENA GOMEZ POSTED A PICTURE TO INSTAGRAM! LOOK! *shows phone to friend*
Friend: Oh she looks really pretty in that one.
Selenator: She looks really pretty in all of them.
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The main character in the new Disney Channel television show Wizards of Waverly Place. Though I like the show, I don't get why she plays such an unlikeable character. Her character is rude, gets in trouble, is a slacker, and really doesn't seem to care about anyone but herself.
I just don't seem to understand, aren't main characters supposed to have at least one redeeming quality?
I'm not trying to bash Selena or the show, I just don't completely agree with how her character is.
Selena Gomez is talented but her character Alex Russo is a sociopathic jerk.
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