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1) a contagious inabilty to shut the fuck up, which easily spreads among the listeners.
Much like the white noise of teenage fans at a pop concert or the adult fans at a sports concert, except this disease has no rhyme or reason and then it seemingly stops for no particular reason. Usually there is one of two stragglers who try to keep the conversation going but the other peers no longer care.
Oh, here he comes again. If he starts his verbal gonorrhea again, lets just leave. I don't want to participate in his social experiment!
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A special type of conch, or conch sound, that is used when a bro or roommate is slaying a new bish. The sound is meant to signal to his fellow bros or roommates that he has christened the pussy of a new bish
During coitus: "GONORRHEA CONCH!!!!!!!"
Other bros: The deed is done.
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Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
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1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
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When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"
"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.
Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.
An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)