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A goodnight alpaca is a night ritual between men. It starts with all of the friends ejaculating into one friends mouth (including himself). Then they all sit in a circle as the friend with the sperm solution kisses his friend to the left giving some of the sperm solution to him. Then that friend kisses the next one and so on until everyone has some in their mouth. The final action is everyone performing a spit take on eachother before they go to sleep.
Mom: "Are you heading to bed soon?"
Me: "Yes, after I do a goodnight alpaca with the boys."
Someone says this when they are sick of talking to you
Friend #1: Hey you wanna go out?
Friend #2: Naw man i’m good.
Friend #1: Well you wanna do something else?
Friend #2: Alright goodnight man.
metaphor - i'm gonna send u to sleep for a long time / with the fishes - so be polite and say goodnight.
- im sending u to sleep bitch - SAY GOODNIGHT!
- but... wha?
-SAY GOODNIGHT BITCH!!
shoots pistol
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When a guy passes out due to intoxication or drug use and another man takes the passed out male home and gives him a sensual sponge bath.
Guy1: "Did you hear about James?"
Guy2: "No!?"
Guy1: "James was totally wasted last night."
Guy2: "Did he pass out?"
Guy1: "Not until Will let him drive his girlfriend's car into a telephone pole, then he passed out and Will gave him the good ol' Goodnight Special afterwards."
Guy2: "Score!"
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When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional
Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse
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If a girl says this to you, look up friendzone
Girl: Ok talk to you in the morning goodnight bud
Boy: *holding back tears* ok yeah goodnight
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to be the last person somebody text that day. The most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. "Text goodnight"s are generally not sexual and because of that sometimes more intimate.
Lynzie and I texted until 3 in the morning, then we text goodnight.
Lynzie: LMAO
Billy: He's a douchbag.
Lynzie: Yup. Well, I gotta wake up in like 4hrs.
ttyl. G'nite! ;)
Billy: See ya later
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