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"Dude, you've gained weight. You're lookin like a 2-40 Gordie!"
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Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
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term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.
"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."
"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."
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older white male who buys pies and large sized bananas, usually found in a porche listening to night ranger.
Kevin and Alan enjoy hiding shit in Big Gordy L's house.
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In ice hockey .....
a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.
in a relationship .....
a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event
man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night
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A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.
That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.
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The highest level of toxicity that you can reach.
Im on some Gordy type timing today.