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An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.
Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!
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A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.
Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend
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(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.
Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'
Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa
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The space between a mans asshole and his dick
Dont be such a gouch dude
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
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-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."
"Eech..."
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the space between the end of a woman's vagina (or cooch) and her anus
I rubbed it agains her gouche
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