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A Taiwan slang swear phrase directly (literally) translated into English. Functions like "your momma's" or "fuck that."
"that guy freakin' ripped me off... her grandmother's bear!"
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The hairball you shit out after giving head to an extremely hairy man.
After giving Nico a blowjob, I dropped my grandmothers mink coat off at the porcelain idol.
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Blogging.
People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.
Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!
I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)
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The great-grandmother of one's spouse.
My great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.
Your grandma's grandmother. It's a family member in your family tree that you'll see at a family reunion, and will have no idea who they are. Then they'll go up to you and tell about how they used to change your diapers, and ask if you remember them from when you were a microcell. They get offended when you say no. ✌🏼
Great-Great-Grandmother -> Great-Grandmother -> Grandmother -> Mother -> YOU -> Offspring -> Grandchild -> Great Grandchild -> Ect
"My Great Great Grandmother is so old that she died at 163 years old. I'm happy she finally died."
Trump is a Jewish grandmother. A Jewish grandmother is basically a synonym for asshole.
He said that thing about that girl, it made him sound like a Jewish grandmother
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