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green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space

dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters

by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008

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Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009

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green apple jelly bean

when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.

Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.

by Aubrey Beanlands August 16, 2006

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Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 5, 2019

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green apple splatters of the mouth

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

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Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 30, 2021


little green apples

1. A math term used to describe small spherical objects

2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness

Doesn't that just frost your little green apples

by The Real Ninja Cat Pickle October 24, 2017