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grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it
some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping
A procedure used by airport TSA when they give you a full body "pat-down"
I refuse to fly. I am not interested in experiencing a gate-rape or a grope-down by some TSA perv or going through some cancer-causing airport naked body x-ray scanning machine.
To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.
'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'
To post an unsolicited flirty message on someone's social networking site, i.e. Facebook, MySpace, etc.
"Dude, she knows your married, yet she continues to e-grope you every chance she gets."
"I need to un-friend her cuz it's starting to piss my wife off"
A discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. This grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused.
Yea, but it wasn't as bad as the first guy. It was more of a classy grope.
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The act of molesting another person with one's eye, generally in a groping motion.
Ty likes to eye grope my face!
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Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.
Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.
The ten-to-two grope and hope
"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"
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