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A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.
Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."
A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year
jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs
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The act of having sex the same way over and over and over...
That guy is frustrated as hell. Must be getting nothing but Groundhog Sex!
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Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.
"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."
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Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.
Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday
Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?
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a day in which a ground hog sticks his little little baby head out of a little little itsy hole. if the ground hog sees his shadaw then were all fucked!!! JUST KIDDING! then it means that its still winter instead of spring. it is also the important holiday of the year!!
I LOVE GROUNDHOG DAY!!! its a VERY VERY VERY important holiday!
person 1: Groundhog days this saturday!
person 2: who cares?
person 1: um its only the most important holiday of the year!!!
person 2: No its not its not even important.
person 1: HELLO! what other holiday do you know of where a groundhog comes up from the ground and tells you the season!?!?!?
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A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.
March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.