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When a girl sits on your face while on her period (or squirting).
Dude I got a Guantanamo Bay from Kelly last night!
Was it torture?
Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.
When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face
We were 69ing and she Guantanamo bayed me.
When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.
"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.
A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.
Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."
Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."
A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.
Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...
This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!