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A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
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When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.
"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."
OR
"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"
Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
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The blue and red rack on the roof of a police car.
When I was driving home from the bar at 2am, I looked in my rear view mirror and was shocked to see the gumball rack lights. I only had 2 drinks officer! police
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oral sex with a condom. condom left in tijuana hookers mouth.
whilst receiving oral sex by a mexican hooker, i came in side her mouth while wearing a condom, i pulled out leaving the semen filled condom in her mouth, like a chewels.hence the tijuana gumball.very juicy!
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when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.
Man I would love to have my girl gumball gargle for me...good good good good vibrations!
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the hottest blue animated cat ive ever seen
person: omg is that gumball watterson?
me: oh you mean my future boyfriend 😍
person: i thought you were lesbian..
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