gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

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Gurn Victim

Someone suffering from a bad case of gurning.

Mate, what out for that gurn victim, hes suffering from third degree gurns.

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

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gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

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gurn burglar

gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something

a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn

"you gurn burglar, you're clowned"
"have you seen how much draw she smokes? total gurn buglar"

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