Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly
This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'
Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!
You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!
Yogurt that makes me feel like I'm sucking dick.
If I suck on this Go Gurt for a while the creamy prize inside just jumps out!
To explain that something it very good.
Man that fried chicken is down right gurt lush init?
Carl: Yo wanna hoot a gurt?
Andy: What the fuck does that mean?
When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt
I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt
when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.
"hey babe, when i'm done do you want my go-gurt?"