Beorge Gush

What really drunk people often end up saying instead of 'George Bush'. Proof that you shouldn't mix political based conversations with alcohol.

Conversation example:

"So dude, who did you vote for?"
"Beorge Gush! ALL THE WAY MAN!!"
"Who??"
"BEORGE GUSH, you dumbass!"
"Do you mean George Bush?"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Who did you vote for, pal?"
"Kohn Jerry, man."
"Isn't he in porno?"
"No that's Ron Jeremy."
"Get outta town! We had someone in porn running for president?"

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crush-gush

The term used when a girl or boy, more occasionally a girl, talks to a friend in an obsessive and excited manner about their current crush.

Girl A: "Do you mind if I crush-gush?"
Girl B: "Not at all."
Girl A: Okay, so, oh my God, I actually HUGGED HIM today!!!! Blah blah blah.

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bone gush

When your raging boner can’t possibly contain it’s massive load of jizz any longer and it exolodes out of your dicks mouth like a volcano erupting molten white lava.

Did you see Sally after math class? It looks like Mr. Dambah bone gushed on her face!!!

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what the gush

charlis way of telling you that you are dumb and need to do better

jaylee: my ex is texting me!!!
charli: what the gush

Gush monkey

A person who is extremely gushy in the emotional sense.

Dawn: You are the best guy ever. I can't believe we are in this relationship. I've always wanted someone like you in my life.

Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.

Worm Gush

A shock site where one guy puts his dick inside another guy's dick.
Never look it up or click on it.

Worm gush is nasty.

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Gush Fund

The female specific term describing images or thoughts used during masterbation to increase one's sexual arousal. The opposite of 'spank bank' which is the male specific term.

Wow, that guy is hot! I think I'll add him to my 'gush fund'!