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thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.

Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"

by truth999 March 15, 2017


adrian guzman

the best to ever do it, everyone wants to be like him, he’s got a lil baby fetus bro named alejandro that copies everything he does and adrian is just adrian and he’s a GOD

Her: “omg is that adrian guzman”
Her 2: “He so hot”
Her: “ who’s that short guy he’s with he’s ugly”
Her 2: “ ew girl that’s ale jandro

by wrd2myde4d July 20, 2023


Eddie Guzman

The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.

You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.

That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.

That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.

by Brainmuscle January 5, 2025


Anthony Guzman

he's the kind of guy with a big dick who smashes into cars when he leaves the club and who likes five fruits and vegetables per day

1) who is the guy who just got hit by a car ?
2) Don't worry it's Anthony Guzman

by Fay29 November 23, 2021


Guzman

Taco farmer

Guzman like taco

by Lemonmonke_vr March 20, 2022