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A really fun and funny instagram page that basically every gymnast follows. It’s run by Carrie Ebbin, A really cool 16 year old girl and has over 340,000 followers.
You should follow gymnasts relate on instagram!
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Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.
Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.
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Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.
That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.
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Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
An intense sport involving strength, flexibility, talent and co-ordination amongst other things.
Fans of the sport include, the Senior Boys Basketball Team, 1st 11 Rugby Team and various other males who stop to watch trainings.
Guy 1-"dayum did you see those aerobics chicks sitting in the splits in a circle?"
Guy 2-"yeah! i watched for over an hour til they shut the curtains. far they're hot!"
Sportless Girls-"fark those aerobics chicks are toned, lets join the Aerobic Gymnastics team"
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Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.
Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."
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