Had to bell it!

the act of making a normal situation uneasy by making sexual advances at your boyfriend while there all straight guys around.

bran-hey guys lets watch football!
bell-i would rather play with my bf's balls.
tim-damn!!! Had to bell it!

had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

You had to be there

"You had to be there" is a phrase that one often uses when someone asks about a situation/joke/piece of time.

Basically, it means that it's hard to actually explain what that situation was like and that the person who is asking had to be a part of the situation to understand.

TLDR; You should have been there

For example, when perhaps two of your friends have an inside joke without you, and you're curious as to what that inside joke means, and they tell you, "You had to be there" (meaning, you had to be around them at the time when the inside joke took place to truly understand it).

a big had

a chick you've laid and was way good in bed

Been Had

Been tricked, swindled, and might i add, bamboozled

One could say the had been Bank owner had "been had" after had been heisted by some had been heister.

had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

Had a bait

NC slang for

Had enough. Had it up to here and beyond. fed up
done with it

i have had a bait with my job, they call all the time asking me to work overtime with no incentive pay.