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a heterosexual female who wastes way too much time time, energy, and empathy on gay men. she'll typically fall in love with him only to eventual be disappointed, she's usually self-righteous in regards to assuming that because her twink thinks like her, then that would mean he's superior to a sraight man.....Fucking confused!!!
Helen wishes all men would be more like Bruce... because then it would make having sexual relationships with men much easier... but since she's not having sex with Bruce because he's too cock-crazed, perhaps she's yet another emotionally confused girl who wants to change the world before she understands it...throw a stone in any direction and you'll hit one...
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A woman that hangs around gay people.
That woman is always hanging out at the gay bar.
Yeah, she's a fag hag.
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A fat, heterosexual woman who constantly hangs out, sometimes sleeps with her gay male friends.
Often the fat female was an outsider anyway to her own straight culture because of her fatness. Unable to get many men in the straight world she befriends the ultimate cute boy. He is stylish, funny, fun and sometimes clever and a hell of a partier. They spend all their time together going to bars and late at night when neither has been chosen by others they go home together after the bar closes and have sex. Some faghags have died from AIDS because of this. While "faghag" ryhmes we should not forget the word hag means ugly. Originally the faghag was not so attractive. Maybe now in 2008 the meaning of faghag may include an stunningly, attractive woman hanging out with a gay man but back in the 1980's it was not so.
The fag hag had so much fun with her friend Derek that she sometimes forgot she was unpopular in the regular, straight world.
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A girl who unknowingly or compulsively collects gays. Also has a strong gay-dar to seek out more to collect. A name usually said about her behind her back.
Mom: So i see you have another one?
Tam: Another what?
Mom: -Snicker- well it okay if you like to collect them. you know some kids collect baseball cards. make up, or even pez despinsers. but i'm all for it if you want to collect gays and be a Fag Hag. -burst out laughing-
Tam: MOM!!! THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS!
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a straight woman who knows what creeps straight guys can be, so she only parties and drinks with gay men because they love her and she knows they won't take advantage of her if she drinks and they will take care of her and dance with her at the bar.
*Casanova(straight dude) hits on Jane and puts his hand up her skirt while dancing*
Jane: Help me you guys
Nick(her fag): Hey, babydoll let's go to the bathroom for a little bit!
*grabs her hand*
Jane: ok, thanks, that was weird...
Jane is a fag hag.
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A female who has close platonic relationships with homosexual men, often because she has trouble with relationships with heterosexual men. Fag hags often, over time, get delusional impressions of straight men from their gay friends and get confused as to why straight men don't act like their gay friends. This leads to even more relationship troubles for the woman, as her idea of the "ideal man" shifts to the homosexual man. Being a fag hag is generally a phase for women, and it passes as they determine what a straight man can actually give them and what they want out of a straight man.
Jamie is such a fag hag; her and Damien are always together. She wonders why she can't get Bill to like her when she expects him to act like Damien but still be attracted to her.
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Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.
Most fag hags think gay guys are an easy lay.
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