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A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.
"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*
A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.
Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
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When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
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A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.
Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?
Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
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When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!
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