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interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock
I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more
pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water
person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.
So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!
The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock
I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.
What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.
While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.
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A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
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