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To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in
Also known as Backroad skiing
Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.
A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.
Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.
This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.
Another word for coffin
Carrot: Hey! What do you say you give us a handicap?
Broccoli: Is that another word for coffin?