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A supremely fucked up town. they rely on crystal meth to do daily tasks. Home of the super gay rockband Nickelback who constantly are sucking dick to survive cause their music sucks my balls. All Hanna sports teams are terrible in comparison to drumheller sports teams. these sports include Hockey, Basketball, Soccer, Football, Curling, Bocce Ball pretty much everything they are so fuckin gay. Hanna girls are known for their sasquatch type bushes. in a recent survey Hanna men were ranked lowest on the penis scale with the average size being 1 inch. Hanna has the highest rate of herpes in western canada. When the settlers came acrosss the land now known as hanna they were so bored that they decided to fuck the buffalos in the ass repeatedly to help tender the meat. That is where the annual tradition of Fuckin The Buffalo in Hanna comes from. Has the incredible ability to be hated by all 4 corners of the world. Their women derive from dogs. You can tell these women from other women because they have balls that drag on the ground and have a heightened sense of smell and taste. They aslo stink like shit as well. Hanna is full of a bunch of fuckin scumbags and whores. they all are dirty fucks livin on a waste of fuckin land nothing good will ever come out of hanna ever someone should just do the world a favour and Nuke it. Fagets
Matt - Wanna Go To Hanna Tonight?
Karl - Not a fucking chance, I'd rather stick my dick in a meat grinder.
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most amazing person you will ever meet
the most gorgeous person people will mistaken her for a goddess. although she is stunning somtimes she is alittle ... dumb. some people have given her the nick nameboobless blond or heartless hanna. she tries to bribe people into stuff but shes bad at it so it deosent usualy work.... she thinks she can black mail people but as you can tell .... shes not exactly smart. she lives in her head .... thinking she will marry justin drew bieber. has also forgot whatta synonyms is. her emotions are not very well contained.
thinks she funny....
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a nice, fun, funny, freakishly awesome, person, who loves to be around cats. She may like to "drop it like a tot" or perhaps even "get low." She enjoys canoodling with someone, preferably a guy..... She looks hot in a bikini, and even hotter wearing nothing. She makes jokes all the time, and most of them are inapropiate.... That sums of hanna.
ps. dont mention potato balls, that could send her over the edge.
when i was alone and bored last night, i called up my friend Hanna and we had a jolly good time.
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Hanna,
Hanna is the most beautiful person you'll ever gonna meet. She usually have brown hair and brown eyes. She is not like everybody else, and she despies girls who only care about the size of boobs and make-up. Of all her friends she is known for being very dirty minded and she is always a great laugh. At first she can seem very shy but when se get to know you she'll be all over you with her dirty jokes and interesting conversations.
If you are a Hanna you're also known for being good in bed. She can give you the best blow job and she know how to ride a guys dick.
She hates when you spell her name with an h at the end, thats only making her even cuter than she already is.
Boys fall in love with her like flies of her charm and sexiness.
In a Hannas life there is one boy that she would give her heart up for.
To sum up Hanna is the sexiest, hottest, funniest, smartest, coolest person you'll ever meet. You are lucky if you know her.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the party Hanna is having?
Person2: Yeah, it's gonna be a awesome party when she's there!
Person 1:Harry is so lucky to have a so sexy girlfriend like Hanna!
Person 2: Yeah, I wish I was him!
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A little insecure, but she likes to think she isn't. She can be a bit annoying, and she is more likely to want to sit alone than admit she has no friends. If all her friends weren't with her, she'd probably eat quickly (Alone) and then hurry to the library where she won't be bugged for being a"loner." She probably wishes she could be pretty, and there is always something about her face that annoys her. She wished guys liked her and secretly wishes she had a boyfriend, but doesn't tell anyone because she feels embarrassed.
You know Hanna? Yeah, she used to be my friend, but she's too obsessed with Harry Potter.
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One of the coolest people you will ever meet. Usually very energetic and can seem ADHD, but is just very eclectic. Can be scatter-brained at time, yet it makes every conversation interesting. She is a very pretty girl, a lot of people tell her that, but it doesn't go to her head. She is usually a very flirty girl and this makes people call her a slut, but she is not.... usually. Most people see her as an odd person, and she accepts that.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that weird chick?"
Person 2: "The one that went from talking about soccer to talking about cartoons in less than 10 seconds?"
Person 1: "Yeah, that was such a Hanna."
Person 2: "I know! it freaked me out!"
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Hanna is an amazing name. Hanna's are stubborn, persistent and wont give up thier dreams. If you are a Hanna then there is that one boy in your life who you love but know you will never get. Hanna's are funny, pretty, quite popular and get along with other people well.
The bad points are that you may end up having braces and you get jealos easily. You also get really annoyed when people spell your name with a h at the end but it's cute so dont worry :)
person 1: Oh wow, see how pretty that girl is? She must be Hanna.
person 2: she looks amazing. do you want to go talk to her?
person 1: Let's go!
person 2: we're gonna be so popular for this!
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