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Hanukkah Blunt

When the blunt you’re chiefing lasts way longer than you think it was going to. That’s when you got yourself a Hanukkah blunt. Just like how the ancient Jews got 8 days of lamp light from 1 day of oil.

Person 1: Can you pass that back?
Person 2: Yeah man, this is a Hanukkah blunt, shit’s still pretty fat.

by Selaney June 7, 2022


hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew November 29, 2015