Hanukkah Hoe

A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.

Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?

Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.

The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah

“The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah” is a sex act where a person dresses up as the Mandalorian and shoves nine dildos up another persons ass.

“Oh man I had a great night, I gave Jessica “The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah!”

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"