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When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet
Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.
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When you become very angry with someone instead of fighting or throwing verbal abuse you simply pull down your pants and thrust your ass at the person who made you angry and Grip each butt cheek and pull them back and forth while screaming at the top of your lungs Hardy-har-har!
(in the office)
Timmy: John your such a little bitch I told you to file those reports last night!
John:(Johns face growing very red and he pull down his pants vicously grabs his ass cheeks and pulls back and forth) Hardy-har-har Hardy-Har-Har !
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a bra
-Kelly has large breasts.
-She needs a big harness lol
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when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..
"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"
"har dude...har"
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A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.
That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...
A derisive and cynical laugh with particular emphasis on the 'hoo' to indicate a particularly snide and sarcastic rejoinder to a bad joke or express deliberate insensitivity towards bad news.
A ridiculous response to a ridiculous stimuli.
News Reporter on TV: "Anna Nicole's baby's paternity is being challenged..."
Viewer: "har har hoo! Who da guessed it? Guess jeans!
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To make a joke that plays with someone else's words and you think is really clever, but when you say it everyone thinks it is dumb and they laugh at you, but you never admit it is stupid.
Man 1: "Dude, my uncle is running for mayor"
Man 2: "Well, I hope he doesn't get tired while he's running!!"
Man 1: "Dude, why do you always HAR when you are with me?!"
Man 2: "UGHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!!"
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