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Fark Hark

Random words said by someone who doesn't know what to say.

AARRRUGH! Fark Hark!

by Jet Wildarm February 5, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hark me

Whoever says this is either a posh retard or someone who is stupid, just ignore the assholes. It does mean honour me though.

James: Hark me
Jack: Fuck off you cunnilingus

by Jameswentupthehill December 19, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Jack Harkness

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

by TheNerp December 20, 2014


Hark upon the Gale

A line from the William and Mary alma mater song. The full verse goes:

"William and Mary, loved of old,
Hark upon the gale!
Hear the thunder of our chorus,
Alma mater hail!"

The college and the students use this phrase a lot, both seriously and in jokes. It is a well-known phrase to anyone at the college.

A few freshmen in the dining hall, loudly: "William and Mary, loved of old..."
Camille: Some freshmen are singing the Alma Mater agian.
Joey: Let's join them!
Camille: Are you serious?
Literally everyone in the dining hall: HARK UPON THE GALE! HEAR THE THUNDER OF OUR CHORUS...

by naked streaker September 25, 2018


Captain Jack Harkness

A character from Torchwood and some episodes of Doctor who. He is played by John Barrowman. He often fights Aliens from outer space. He has the inability to die, yet still ages. Some theories suggest that he is the younger version of The Face Of Boe.

Captain Jack Harkness can kick Captain Jack Sparrows ass!

by Angel Of Darkness April 5, 2008

355๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 5, 2017

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captian Jack Harkness

1: Noun, a companion and helper of The Doctor on the Brittish television show Doctor Who. An omnisexual conman who runs the secret organization Torchwood. After becoming a fixed point in time, he ages very slowly, and eventualy becomes the (SPOILER) Face Of Boe.
2: adj. Someone who is very sexualy active, or makes lots of inapropreate passes, jokes or enjoys such. A boundless flirt.
3: Captian of the Inuendo Squad.

Gwen: Have you ever eaten Alien meat before?

Captian Jack Harkness: Yeah, once.

Gwen: What was it like?

Jack: Well, he enjoyed it!

by CuriousKuro October 2, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž