Harvard

The Ohio State University of the East.

Why pay 160 grand when you can go to public school for much cheaper then have money for grad school?

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harvard

The Berkeley of the East.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Harvard.
Jamal: I knew you couldn't cut it at Berkeley.

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harvard

Another PC name for that elitist school "hardvard" where that kid with a jew fro who owns facebook went to. Made famous by The Social Network (no one wanted to go/ had ever heard of Hardvard before that). Wishes it were in boston..and goes to friggin MIT, nerd-central, for all its parties.

-Hey kid, have u ever heard of Harvard?
-oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there.

see: penis, dicks

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harvard

The Duke University of the North.

"Hey, whatever happened to the second smartest kid in our graduating class?"
"He ended up attending Harvard."

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Harvard

Lil tays house

Aka place for little bastards

This lil tay and I’m richer than all of y’all broke ass niggas I’m so fucking rich I bout myself a whole school y’all ain’t doing things like lil tay I bought Harvard my school bicth y’all go make some money ni🅱️🅱️a

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Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

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Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.