hear the pop

The sound that you hear when you pull your head out of your ass.

Brad's drinking is out of control he needs to hear the pop!

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hear about it

Something that happens as a result of pissing your significant other off. Usually a conversation where you get yelled at for no apparent reason.

Dave: Did you tell Lindsay you was going to the strip club?
Fred: No
Dave: Well, I kinda mentioned it when I was talking to her earlier.
Fred: Oh, thats nice, thanks man. Now im gonna Hear About It later.

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selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them

Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing

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supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

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Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

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hear dooks

hear this guy, hear this guy talking rubbish etc...

2+2 is 7, hear dooks your silly

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hearing aid

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

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