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A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”
“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”
one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey
man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!
A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.
Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.
Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.
"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"
A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
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those big nasty hoes who are 500 pounds and think they are G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
That dumb bitch with her nappy weave was looking me up and down thinking she owned the place. This hella heffer needs to back the hell up.
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