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A place where your parents tell you it's the "happiest time in your life" and that when you leave everything will just suck more. This is wrong because when you leave school you get paid to be bored to death everyday, and you are can start living your life.
Parent: "the world sucks after high school"
Person who just finished school: "nope, I have money now"
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A place where people age 14-18 are required to go to. Text books are outdated by 15 to 20 years and most teachers spend more time telling the class about their personal life than actually teaching. Also, many teachers double as coaches for the schools sports teams, and would rather talk about last night's game than explain the lesson. The gym teacher will make you feel like shit and the health teacher will tell you never to have sex one (you'll get AIDS and die!) and will then procede to show you a video on birth control and how to use condoms.
In my high school experience, I didn't really see any real cliques. It wasn't like the preps only hung out with the preps and the goths only hung out with the goths. But maybe that was just my school.
High school is also home to insane dress codes, shitty food, graffiti, fights, vicious rumors, and noting that will prepare you for the real world.
However, high school is still way better than middle school.
At my high school the heater never worked, people huffed glue in the bathrooms, my chemistry teacher told me I would go nowhere in life, and approximately forty percent of the students were involved in a gang.
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highschool's a bitch. there's nothing else to it.
just get in and get it over with...
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To normal people: High School, contrary to what most people will tell you, is the definite worst years of your life (that is unless you are a douchebag/faggot, because if you are one of those you'll THRIVE in this place like shit thrives in High School toilets). When you finally go to college and you look back on your high school years, you'll see what a pathethic joke of an establishment (insert high school name here) was, and will feel an incredible freedom being let out.
To male high school 14/15 year old faggots with fake self confidence and gay smiles and heavy 0.2 pound "muscles or guns"/females who think they are the bitchin' hoe on the block and act like little prada queens:
High School is the most fun you'll ever have in your fake ass american-dream/i'm a pretend nobody lives, you assholes. Enjoy it while it lasts.
You literally cannot find a place in America that has more fake people (that are 99% of the time also incredible asswipes, administration included) in it than a high school. You just can't.
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A shitty place where teenage sub-culture drives you insane and teachers give you lots of work to do.
"Charlyne is such a prep. Oh my gosh, I can't stand those preppy little fuckers."
"I wish I was fucking popular...if only I could be like the cool kids."
"Those damn goth kids are so fuckin scary"
"I'm such a punk...Abercrombie and Fitch is so fucked."
"Let's go get wasted man! Fuck yeah!!!!!"
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A cross between hell and prison.
Kids are forced to go to high school and get their ambitions killed.
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The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.
Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night.
Guy : no
Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.
Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?
Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.
Guy : Gesh
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