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A town in Texas in a suburb of Dallas. Near Wylie, Texas.
Highland Park's highschool football team rivals the Wylie Pirates who came in second place in the 2008 Highschool football state championship.
Snooty city who's residents are most likely rich.
Wylie kids only step foot in Highland Park if they are wrapping some Highland Douche's house, or on October 31 because those rich bitches give out full size candy bars.
Also Wylie kids may be found on HP soil if they are stomping those rich kids asses on their own football field because they pretty much fail at football like a bunch of giant pansies.
If you are editing this and you have ever played Texas Hihhschool Football, watched, or supported a highschool rivalry take place, or you like full size candy bars on Halloween, or if you have ever met a rich snooty douchebag, please select publish for the sake of all that is holy in highschool football.
Highland Park, Texas
'fucking snobby rich kids in HP
Wylie Pirates beat some Highland Park ass in their last football game
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In Highland Park, IL the moms there are all orange, drive big cars paid for by their husbands, always want to be first, are friends with other Highland Park moms and treat each other like they're all back in high school. They're mostly Jewish and are all really rich, but live mostly in McMansions for some fucked up reason. And they name their kids all the same thing, and their idea of "charity" is to pay thousands of dollars to expensive puppy boutiques and get all dressed up for the black tie charity parties. They really have no idea of what else goes on in the world except for whose turn it is to carpool. Oh, and they have the worst plastic surgeons, thinking they need plastic surgery.
Highland Park moms: RUDE.
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1) a highschool in highland park
2) a public school where rich white suburban school gather to prepare for their acceptance to SMU
3) the highest concentration of hot blonde girls in skirts on the planet
yeah I go to highland park highschool... I jack off 9 times a day and play football
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The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.
This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.
Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"
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One of the most wonderful sections in Levittown Pennsylvania. Where there are no 4 way intersections every street name starts with an H and everyone that lives here is white.
Its all white people. EVERY single person is white. Im not kidding If there is a minority they are lost or they are cutting though.
most of the kids here either smoke alot of weed drink alot of beers or do some type of drug because they think its the most boring place to live. they mostly think they are from philly driving rice burners (mostly civics) they want to add turbos and other expensive shit that their parents buy them and brag about racing and they never do. Also they graffiti thinking they are really good. And they always have car meets in the local shopping plaza while they sit there idling their cars talking smoking and doing nothing.
also most of our houses have weird special windows that normal air conditioners cant fit into
Highland Park-Levittown
Salesman-since you cant buy normal air conditioners because you have vertical windows that slide side to side you have to buy this overly expensive custom air conditioner
Buyer-Fuck......
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A place where dreams go to die
Person 1: I work at highland park market.
Person 2: Dude, that blows
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Highland park falcons is a youth hockey organization situated in highland park Illinois. The highland park falcons are participants in both the northern Illinois hockey league and the central states development hockey league. The Highland Park Falcons is known for its superior youth hockey experience. No other youth hockey organization in the state of Illinois provides same level of coaching and development.
Non- falcon mom: ugh we lost to the highland park falcons again!
Other non- falcon mom : well it makes sense they are the best team with the best kids coaches and parents.