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When someone approaches you from behind and you fart on them.
She came up to hug me from behind and I dropped a dusty hitchhiker on her.
The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.
Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.
A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.
Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.
"Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"
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When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.
Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.
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When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".
My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.
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Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass
I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb
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Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?
2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky