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hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."

Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."

by SJS 3 September 24, 2008

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passive aggressive hoarding

passive aggressive hoarding
when someone very subtly and gradually builds up a small area in the home or office of random useless bits of junk, but since it is just one area and relatively small it may not get noticed by others until it's too late and grown in size.

passive aggressive hoarding
Wife to husband 'Jeez whats all this crap in the corner in the kitchen?' Husband says 'I might need that broken cable one day, oh and i need that old mobile phone too, just in case'

This can be a problem for when a couple live in a small apartment and there's no space for a man cave.

by frog666 December 11, 2016


Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders

They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.

by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019


Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020


Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy April 1, 2023


lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018


dragon's hoard

An excessive wealth (namely money) kept only to one individual or group.

“There’s a dragon’s hoard of junk in here.”

“The higher-ups are not giving up any of their dragon's hoard.”

by EggySpaghetti August 12, 2023