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kevin hobby

An unconventional and novel creative exploration which attempts to fuse science, art, music, religion and technology.

The brainchild of an intelligent odd-ball creative tinkerer/inventor type individual which tends to dabble in many seemingly unrelated realms, normally with a goal of combining said realms.

The scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician and writer Leonardo da Vinci, had many a kevin hobby.

by uytrewq October 28, 2008

29πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Lobby

An arts & crafts chain that employs its own fleet of truck drivers to smuggle religious artifacts while butt fucking the driver at the same time

I got sent to the rail yard today and pulled a Hobby Lobby

by wolfman87 July 28, 2017

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Nazi

Hobby Nazi

A person who has no hobbies but to do nothing with their spare time souly to sabatage other peoples activities and/or fun, many times using reverse psychology to bring him,her, or them, down to the instigator's (hobby nazi's) level of wasting spare time purposly to " bore and screw them out of the other persons usual spare-time activities"

If other people can go about participating in their hobbys in which the hobby nazi cannot do, he/she will try to bring you down with them, into doing nothing.

"Yo Kevin is a hobby nazi!"
"DON'T DO IT, hes a hobby nazi!"

by $Won$ February 16, 2006

55πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Lobbyist

A person who calls themselves pro-life, but is really only concerned with life from conception to birth, ignoring said child after it leaves the womb. True pro-life individuals are equally concerned with feeding, clothing, housing, educating and raising the child until it reaches maturity.

Also known as using the power of a corporation to spread your own religious beliefs.

I am tired of listening to you drone on and on about how pro-life you are. Didn't you vote for cuts in education, social services, WIC and comprehesive/inclusive healthcare for women? You've turned into such a negative, Hobby Lobbyist - all you care about is the fetus!

by parkslopeboy@hotmail.com July 8, 2014

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Joey Hobby

Nickname for Joe Biden commonly used by both communists and socialists to express disdain for his inability to make a firm decision.

Oh that dang Joey Hobby being all wishy washy again with his β€œsupport” of roe v wade.

Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!

Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!

by THEGstring May 19, 2022


a girl's hobby

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure

girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby

by nohano February 22, 2022


Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 4, 2017