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Hogwarts legacy is a game set in the harry potter universe and since jk Rowling was the original creator of harry potter people call it trans phobic even though jk Rowling had nothing to do with the production of the game
Person 1: did you hear about that twitch streamer that got doxed
Person 2: you mean the one that played Hogwarts legacy
Person 1: yeah like people doxed them and there friends even though there one of the nicest people I've ever seen
Person 2: man I cant believe there are people stupid enough to do something like that
Person 1: I know there idiots
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A hole in which one might call magical
Yo did you hear about Jenny’s Hogwarts hole
Yea man it’s straight up magical
The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
The battle of Hogwarts was the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.
Any one of those little foofters whose mommies and daddies pay $14,000 a semester so they can attend Lehigh University and clog shut our fucking bars and sushi joints and roads and hospitals and morgues. They run around town with their magic carpets and point their wands at each other, all the while thinking theyre the greatest little magic school around. Little do they know that E.M.F. lurks in the shadows waiting for them to make a mistake and then....... Napalm Slayer Death bursts forth from the hairy sphincter of Satan's Shoeshineboy and covers them in whitehot molten poo. Bunch of fucking herbs.
I quit high school and got a six-figure job, and now make more than most of those Hogwarts kids will. But Mommie and Daddie will just keep sending money forever....
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The primary mode of transportation to Hogwarts is the Hogwarts Express that students take at the start of each school year. Students board the train from Platform 9¾ at King's Cross station in London. The train leaves at 11:00 am and arrives at Hogsmeade Station, near Hogwarts, some time after nightfall.
Harry: How do we get to the Hogwarts Express?
Ron: You have to go through Platform 9 and 3/4.
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a day only celebrated by true potterheads
??: happy hogwarts day! ❤️💛💙💚
stranger: what?
??: muggle.
The act of lubing up the end of a broomstick, inserting it into your partners anus, and riding them around like a magic broomstick.
Can be done with multiple people riding around pretending to play Quidditch.
Me and my wife did an old fashioned Hogwarts Throwdown with my buddy and his wife