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A Holiday Homie is someone who gives equal respect to all holidays individually. This is a term especially for the interregnum period between October 31st and the fourth Thursday of November for the year in question. This time period is when the true Holiday Homie's colors shine. These are the persons who refuse to do anything contributing to Christmas until they have paid equal respect to the preceding holiday of Thanksgiving. These individuals see the two holidays as separate and thus equally important. Although this term is a blanket statement for all holidays, this is when it is the most important.
Katie wears Christmas sweaters on November 1st. By udderly ignorning the upcoming holiday of Thanksgiving, she is NOT a Holiday Homie.
A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.
Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!
Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!
Wayne: Kill me...
sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;
I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart
The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)
Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"
n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.
"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."
A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.
A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.
Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.
Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.
Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!
A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.
We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?