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The ejaculate of a person of high ranking. Normally a member of the ruling classes or clergy.
Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.
‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.
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Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
"My test results came back positive"
"HOLY CARP!"
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A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
English equivalent to the Italian "porco dio". Since the literal translation to "pig god" doesn't seem to touch anyone's heart in English, the holiness is retained and united with "cunt" to complete the recipe. Still effective to this day.
"Holy cunt! I cannot believe what you just did."
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A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
You seem troubled read the holy gooble.
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A variant of the popular explicative, holy shit. Most commonly used in the Britain, Ireland and Scotland.
Holy Shite, Sullivan- I dropped me fish and chips.
Meaning is really good, really nice, really omg.
IdrA: gg
CellaWeRRa: Holy Check!
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