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A malaise that affects a large portion of the population of Indiana. It is characterized by the recognition of the need for a healthier lifestyle, but the adamant rejection of any interventions to improve their state of health. The severely afflicted may present with a number of medical ailments such as Type II Diabetes, Heart Disease, cancer, morbid obesity, and arthritis. These conditions may present even at young ages when the young contract this from their parents.
"Let me get this straight ma'am, you smoke 3 packs a day, drink constantly, eat fast food every meal, never exercise and you wonder why you can't walk more than 15 feet? You obviously have hoosieritis, and it can be deadly"
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A term given to the male ejaculatory fluid known as semen.
I am going to blow my hoosier on your face.
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A Kentuckian who got lost on his way to Michigan.
"Isn't a Hoosier a person from Indiana?"
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a redneck, can be shortened to hoos (pronounced hoozh).
You don't have to be from Indiana to be a hoosier, but everyone from Indiana just happens to be one.
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1) A word describing the most irrationally proud fan base in NCAA Basketball. A Hoosier will swear they have the greatest basketball program of all time yet will offer ZERO empirical data to qualify their answer. 2) White, hairy, wanna be frat boy that resides in Indiana. This type of Hoosier is known to chug dicks and hump various farm animals. 3) The offspring of two pieces of white trash conceived out of wedlock typically in an orgy of both human sexes as well as various livestock.
1) I know my Hoosiers haven't sniffed a Championship of any kind since the 80s but we have the best college program of all time!
2) You see that Hoosier with the back hair fucking that cat at the party last night?
3) Well, son, I was railed by seven circus freaks and three miniature ponies that night so we may never know Hoosier daddy.
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1. The belief in the Indiana University sports teams. This is pretty much school pride. However, the Gods of Hoosierism are the varsity players.
Holidays:
Jan 1st-A relaxful day, no one does any work at all.
Homecoming Football Game Day-Hoosierists fill the stadium cheering on the IU football team.
March Madness Bracket Selection Show Day-A very festive day especially if the IU basketball teams did well that year. If the men's and/or women's teams get selected to play in the 65 team tournament, this special day becomes National Hoosier day. Lots of partying ensues.
Places of Worship:
The Indiana University Basketball Gym and Football Field
Setting: Idaho
Person A: Did you see that man dressed in all Indiana clothing?? He must be a Hoosierist!!
Person B: What's a Hoosiersist?
Person A: One who believes in Hoosierism.
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An elaborate game involving at least three people.
The players stand in a wide circle, and regularly switch places. There are many possible rounds, most which have not been recorded.
"Hey man, wanna play some Hoosier?"
"Yeah dude! As long as we include the Blind Round!"
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