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headless-horseman style

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.

Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.

by wisler April 22, 2009

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Bojack Horseman syndrome

A phenomenon seen in much of adult animation where a TV show will try to be fake-deep in order to manipulate its audience and tug at their heartstrings to fool them into thinking what they're watching is actually "quality television", when it would otherwise be considered incredibly boring, much like Bojack Horseman which is only depressing to appeal to low brow depressed losers.

"Have you seen that episode of futurama with Fry's dog? Talk about Bojack Horseman syndrome dude."

by YellowTrashBazooka March 28, 2022

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Horseman

A bad gambler who always loses and is always down on his luck and appearance

Look at that horseman, he’s got the arse right out of his strides, the poor prick couldn’t pick his nose to save himself!!

by Double Doubles May 2, 2021


dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023


Horseman Dash

When you have a few seconds to get a bet on before the race starts.

Look at the Sweater doing the Horseman Dash to get his bet on. I hope he loses the lot the Dog Starver.

by Double Doubles September 1, 2018


Horseman effect

When you fall for a Horseman unexpectedly

I never thought that i would get hit by the Horseman effect.

by Bad.elevate September 11, 2022


Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

by Sahbí Quesabe February 15, 2023