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Originating from 'cooze' aka: slang for pussy or vagina, the 'cooze hound' is one whom is always searching to fill their desire for fresh pink wet cooze. A cooze hound can never get enough pussy.
Tony Soprano is the biggest cooze hound around.
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absolutely the cutest and most lovable dog ever...loyal for life...bassets have tons of energy, but love to sleep as well. they have a sixth sense and will always make you laugh.
my basset hound stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed in the face...
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Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.
If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!
That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!
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A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.
I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags
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A person who drops everything such as work and chores to follow the trail of the nearest bitch.
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Craig Cockring lately? He is late for our meeting?
Person 2 - "I saw him Cunt hounding after Alicia. Hope he doesn't get hit by a car."
1. A guy who scores with a lot of women.
2. A guy who measures his worth by the number of women he can have sex with. Nonetheless these people never seem to be satisfied or happy.
My boss is such a babe hound, he is sleeping with three coworkers.
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Pot Hound or Pot Pong: An extremely hungry dog of unknown parentage typically found wandering the streets of the twin island republic of Trinidad and Tobago. This type of dog mainly chases food and will do anything for food. A mutt, mongrel, mixed breed dog.
I just found a pot hound puppy!
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