hulu and woohoo

The off brand version of netflix and chill

I don't have netflix so how about we hulu and woohoo?

9👍 3👎

hulu and commit

antonym of "netflix and chill", where one person proposes to another person to marry with hulu in the background at the wedding.

Guy: "Allison, will you take this to the next level and hulu and commit with me?
Girl: "Oh yes Adam, I will! I am ready to move on from netflix and chilling with all these guys"
Guy: "I thought I was the only guy..?"
Girl: "Um.."

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Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

hulu and chill

Just like Netflix and chill but with hulu

Hey you wanna come over and watch hulu and chill

10👍 5👎

hulu and commit

When you find a person you plan to stay with and binge watch a series together till your eyes hurt. Just one more season, sleep is for the weak.

We have a lot to catch up on let's just hulu and commit tonight dear....

4👍 1👎

hulu and commitment

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.

A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!

15👍 9👎

Hulu and Relax

For those who don't have the money for Netflix they switch to Hulu and the action of asking one of the opposite sex to come watch Hulu and Relax is that of having sex and Hulu playing in the background.

"Hey wanna come watch some Hulu and Relax"

"Ya sure as long as it's not Netflix and Chill"
"Don't worry I have Hulu"

9👍 5👎