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hummus girl is the new cat boy
Person 1: im a hummus girl
Person 2: please get out of my property
When you rub the tip of your cock in hummus and then have your girlfriend eat it off your penis
“She gave me the Hummus Head”
The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.
However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.
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A person who tends to be attracted to people of Middle Eastern descent.
"What's your type? "
"I think i am a hummus-sexual, I love Middle Eastern men! "
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Some sort of dip that looks like barf and literally tastes like the scent that whites, blacks, and some India Indians give off. You know, that onion smelling odor.
I tried some hummus with tortilla chips at the dining hall. I immediately gagged because the taste reminded me of when this onion smelling dude sat by me on the bus. Like come on. Put on some deodorant and cologne at least.
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Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.
Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.
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