I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

i fucking hate you

how most people feel about you.

to the person reading this, i fucking hate you.

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I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

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And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

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I fucking love science

Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."

"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."

"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."

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i fucking love you

affectionate slang for I Love You.

I fucking love you. I fucking love you honey. I fucking heart u.

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i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

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