I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

dat gurl gotta dic i swear

When u think a gurl a boy.

hey dat gurl gotta dic i swear. I know!

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count