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The last sane year of your life.
I wish I was back in fifth grade where we only had one teacher and walked in lines in the hallway and didn't have homework.
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n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.
"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"
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The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.
“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”
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The five best mother fuckers around. A girl group consisting of the fabulous Normani Kordei Hamiltion, the flirtatious Ally Brooke Hernandez, the ghetto Dinah Jane Hansen, also known as Blue Dinah, the sexual Lauren Michelle Jauregui and the hungry Karla Camila Cabello who is also commonly referred to Karla Swerve. These five mother fuckers came to fuck shit up. They all are professional twerkers and have some relation to Beyonce fucking Knowles.
Fifth Harmony is the bomb dot com.
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The Fifth Element (1997) is a science fiction action movie, directed by Luc Besson, starring Milla Jovovich, Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker, Tricky, Indra Ové and Al Matthews. The aesthetics of the movie were designed by Jean Giraud (Moebius) and Jean-Claude Mézières and it has a strong, European comic book-like look and feel.
The movie places the survival of mankind on the shoulders of Korben Dallas (Willis) after "the Fifth Element" (Jovovich) falls into his taxicab. His mission is to find the other four elements, represented by stones, and to gather them all before a black evil planet collides with the Earth. Mangalores, blockheaded warrior aliens, and Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Oldman), a corporate villain, are bent on thwarting his efforts.
The Fifth Element happens to absolutely rule. The definition above is from Wikipedia.
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Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
v. To decline to give self-incriminating information. Refers to the fifth amendment of the US Constitution, which states that no citizen "shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself..."
Joe: Bob, did you ever do drugs in high school?
Bob: I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, Joe.
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