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A being who kills imports
1."That Chevelle SS is an import killer"2.We lost the latest shipment of nintendo's due to an import killer"
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Cars which, more often than not, handle well, get decent gas milage, are not hideous, and generally do not suck, in stark contrast to American-made cars.
Man, I wish I had an imported car, instead of this piece of shit Ford Taurus.
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The best energy drink. EVER.
"While in Europe last summer at the Spanish Moto GP, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for monster. The company said, 'only available in Europe.' We said, 'B.S., we gotta have it!' Next stop Amsterdam, Holland and a specialty plant to fill the funky can with our new super premium Monster import formula. Monster import has a clean, smooth Euro-flavor, less calories, but still gets you off as good as the orgional"
-Monster Energy
"if you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were younger."
Person 1: Have you ever had a Monster Import?
Person 2: No. Whats that?
Person 1: *Shoots person 2 in the foot*
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weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.
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Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.
Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn
Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import
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Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.
1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important
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